Thursday, April 28, 2011

"Dad, Mom and 3 others likes this post"


Dad : Girl, can you help me with Facebook?

Girl : Sure.

Dad : How do I unfriend friends from facebook? (seriously he said "UNfriend") You see, I have this group of friends whom I'm very close with and this group of people who are my ex-colleagues whom I'm not very close with and also this group of people that I have have no idea who they are !

Girl : (Points at "Edit Friends")

Dad : (Saw the group friends tab) Eh..! Can I group my friend's instead? My close friends, my karaoke friends, ex-colleagues, ex-classmates..

Girl : That if you want to show the whole world who your best friends are.

Dad : Owh.. Nevermind then.. How do I unfriend?

Girl : (Points at the X Button)

Dad : Okay.. This guy, I have no idea who he is.. I'll delete him..

("Are you sure you want to delete this person" prompt screen appear)

Dad : He won't know I unfriend him, right?

Girl : Nope (lol!!) Anyways dad, aren't you too "senior" for a facebook account?

Dad : What do ya mean?? My friend, H*** has a facebook account and he's 60 plus and constantly updates his status..

Girl : (faints....!)





5 minutes later....

Dad : Who's Y**.....??

Girl : That is "gu-poh" (grandaunt)

Dad : what??!! she has a facebook account toooo???

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Executive Summary

Pets Roaming Collar is a state-of-the-art animal collar designed to surmount problems that most pet owners face today. The collar is incorporated with advanced technology such as Perimeter Control to limit pet from going beyond the boundaries established by the owner. The product offers additional features such as a GPS tracker and a microchip for identification. Pet owners would benefit by using this product because it eliminates the responsibility of daily dog walking and reduces the trepidation of losing the beloved pet.
As an established company in providing Global-Positioning-System devices, Garmin is a prominent brand recognized by consumers worldwide. Through branding, the company posses the potential opportunity to expand their target market to pet owners, in addition to aviation and marine division. Based on a recent analysis on market segmentation, The Pet Roaming Collar shows positive response and owns the aptitude to appeal pet owners worldwide.
Garmin’s Pet Roaming Collar marketing strategy emphasize on the quality of pet product by providing total comfort before technology development. Before producing the product to the market, various techniques of idea generation was utilize to identify the demand of pet’s technology products. Subsequently, ideas were then evaluated to determine the feasibility of the product to be introduced to the market.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

cerita penglipur lara...

Alunan suara mula bercerita...
Namun hakikat kau sering saja dipergunakan,
Langkahmu makin dekat padanya,
Ingin menjerat akal mu pasti lena dibuai katanya,
Telah ku kenal si dia,
Yang hanya pandai berpura,
Memikat dan menawan mangsa untuk diperdaya,
Ini semua permainannya,
Baik lupakan saja kerana kau,
Jika bersama dia hidupmu akan sengsara,
Berkali-kali telah ku ingatkan,
Menurut segala mahunya,
Kau keliru dan kau tersiksa...

Monday, February 14, 2011

i'll go back to december...

I’m so glad, you made time to see,
How’s life, tell me how’s your family,
I haven’t seen them in a while,
You’ve been good, busier than ever,
We small talk, work and the weather,
Your guard is up and I know why.

Because the last time you saw me,
Still burned in the back of your mind,
You gave me roses, and I left them there to die,

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing infront of you saying I’m sorry for that night,
And I’d go back to December all the time,
It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you,
Wishing that I'd realized what I had when you were mine,
I'd go back to December, turn around and make it alright,
I go back to December all the time.

These days I haven't been sleeping,
Staying up playing back myself leaving,
When your birthday passed and I didn't call,
Then I think about summer, all the beautiful times,
I watched you laughing from the passenger side and

I realized I loved you in the fall,
And then the cold came, the dark days when fear crept into my mind,
You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye.
So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night,
And I'd go back to December all the time,
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you,
Wishing that I'd realized what I had when you were mine,
I'd go back to December, turn around and change my own mind,
I go back to December all the time.

I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me, so right,
And how you held me in your arms that September night,
The first time you ever saw me cry,
Maybe this is wishful thinkin’,
Probably mindless dreaming,
If we loved again I swear I'd love you right.

I'd go back in time and change it but I can't.
So if the chain is on your door, I understand.

But this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night,
And I'd go back to December,
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you,
Wishing that I'd realized what I had when you were mine and
I’d go back to December, turn around and make it alright and
I go back to December, turn around and change my own mind and
I go back to December all the time.....

Monday, January 31, 2011

Final Fantasy XIII-2 ???

Yeap...! You heard me right.. The rumours are true..! Final Fantasy 13-2 is scheduled to be released in Japan end of this year.. Final Fantasy 13 Versus is still listed as TBA..

Trailer here....

Dearly Missed...


It's been a year since your passing...
I would say time passed very quickly but that's too cliché.
The space looks empty now, replaced with old newspapers.
Seems that Year of the Tiger was fatal...
No other rodent can ever replace you because you're unique in every way,
I still regret that I did not provide a better life for you,
I ain't gonna adopt another rabbit.. It's darn depressing when they breathe their last breath....



Datin Penny Fei
April 2005 - February 2010
Dearly Missed

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Hot Pursuit

This guy made NFS Hot Pursuit Experts into freakin' amateurs...!!